I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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