i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
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Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
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I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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