another moral hangover. fuck.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
We need a shit load of segways right now
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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