Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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