well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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