And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I have feelings that need drinking.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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