youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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