I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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