All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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