So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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