Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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