You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
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