no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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