I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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