There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
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Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
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all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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