I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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