Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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