I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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