Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
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I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
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I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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