wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
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Swine flu is the new snow day.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
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Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.