Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(317): View more from Indiana

I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.

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(214): View more from Texas

I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.

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(716): View more from New York

Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.

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(309): View more from Illinois

I'd suck anything for a pizza right now

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...

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(513): View more from Ohio

You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"

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(810): View more from Michigan

Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.

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