Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
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I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
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Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.