so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
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ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
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Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?