A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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