College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
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Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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