just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
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Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
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It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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