It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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