Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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