he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
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He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
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I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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