This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
