Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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