So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
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We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
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i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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