he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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