i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
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I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
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Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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