yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
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But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
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Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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