Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
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Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
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YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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