Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
My liver is preforming stress tests.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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