My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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