Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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