oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
