i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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