I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
is wine microwaveable?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
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