my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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