Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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