i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
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While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
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