The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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