Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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