She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
that is very illegal...i love you.
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