Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
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I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
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I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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