Ambien. No doubt about it.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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