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Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Damn victory sex feels great
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