People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
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My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
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Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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