South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
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Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
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Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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