Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
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I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Randomize