Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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