Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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