Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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