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He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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